Maybe it's not as obvious to you as it is to me. Let me help. Focus your eyeballs on the stockings. Now, zoom in on the contents (go ahead and click on the foto to get a full-screen view). The one on the left is M&M's; the middle one is Baci's; and, guess who the one on the right belongs to? Yep. That would be me. Therein lies the problem. You see. It's empty.
But, honestly, I'm alright with that. He did make an extra effort this year to have the first gift under the tree. He did that for me...He does a lot for me. That said, I shall shut my trap, kick myself in the nogg'n and remember the reason for the season, 'cause that's what matters here, folks.
Continued happiness to you and yours during this wondrous time of year.