To my friends who enjoy a in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink one liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of crap.
Note: There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
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17 peanuts say:
Amen to that. Pass the wine Little Chicken. Bwahahahahaah. :)
I knew it! This is why I have lived so long. It's all those bottles, err glasses of wine.
Water, blech
Oh this is so good to know. yet another justification for that gin and tonic in the evening :0)
I posted my friendship dealee...
Pass me a glass then!
Fabulous! I'm all for healthy drinks
I always make sure to be OJ in my vodka - Vitamin C!
Hmmm … just in time. You're a peach! It’s 6:12pm and I’m thinking of dinner soon. Perhaps I’ll have a glass of wine and engage in some ‘stupid talk’ for a while first ;--)
Hugs and blessings,
HA! And gross!
Awesome quote. The Ben Franklin one, not the water= poop (but that's funny too.)
Truth of the day! I enjoy my wine and now I can keep drinking it without that annoying glass of water that waiters insist to bring with the wine. ;) Now I got a real good reason why I dont want it.. lol.. ;o)
I am slowing putting down the water bottle...yuk.
You are absolutely right. Wine is the way to go. Plus it makes me like my husband more:)
Yet another reason I need to stock up my liquor supply ;)
Cheers to that!
My dad, an obviously wise man, always says to people who offer him water "Have you ever seen what water does to the bottom of a boat?"
Water = Poop...:) own that one!
And have a glass for me!
Bhwahahahahahaha, Chuck! I'm with you on that!
Well said. I am glad you are concerned about our health! What fun.
Well said: Cheeeeeeeers - or Skål as we Vikings says it in Norway :-)
I used to like water, not so much after reading that. I usually wait 'til dinner time for my wine, but may have to replace my daily water with some, better go stock up!
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