- Well, aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?
- This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
- I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
- Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
- Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep ... yet.
- I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
- Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
- You look like crap. Is that the style now?
- Earth is full. Go home.
- I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
- You are depriving some village of an idiot.
- If buttheads could fly, this place would be an airport.
3 peanuts say:
nice one... thank for the share.. gheeh gonna have to fiigure out what are my work mantras
Wow ... three posts since the last time I opened my reader! It's good to have you back and sharing. Wishing you and yours a wonderful Easter!
Hugs and blessings,
I love them all and when I was working could have used every one of these. Glad I don't have to work anymore. I really had the sarcasm one down to a fine science. Just sayin'.
Have a terrific day Little Chicken. Hugs. :)
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