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Since October 2007

Apr 3, 2010

Work Mantras

  • Well, aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?
  • This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
  • I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
  • Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
  • Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep ... yet.
  • I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.

  • Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
  • You look like crap. Is that the style now?
  • Earth is full. Go home.
  • I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
  • You are depriving some village of an idiot.
  • If buttheads could fly, this place would be an airport.

3 peanuts say:

bluedreamer27 said...

nice one... thank for the share.. gheeh gonna have to fiigure out what are my work mantras

happily retired gal said...

Wow ... three posts since the last time I opened my reader! It's good to have you back and sharing. Wishing you and yours a wonderful Easter!
Hugs and blessings,

Sandee said...

I love them all and when I was working could have used every one of these. Glad I don't have to work anymore. I really had the sarcasm one down to a fine science. Just sayin'.

Have a terrific day Little Chicken. Hugs. :)