The Little MermaidApr 5, 2010
Apr 4, 2010
Ah Nuts
Note: I am typing this in a German accent.
*Ahem*
Touh penutz vere valking don zeh rod. One was assaulted...peanut.
(Does anybody get this? I'm unsure if I told it right *giggle giggle snort snort*)
Apr 3, 2010
Work Mantras
- Well, aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?
- This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
- I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
- Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
- Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep ... yet.
- I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
- Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
- You look like crap. Is that the style now?
- Earth is full. Go home.
- I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
- You are depriving some village of an idiot.
- If buttheads could fly, this place would be an airport.
Apr 2, 2010
It's a New Day
She gracefully and humbly climbed into her hole. It was comfortable and away from life; away from others who might see her true self: poor, fostered by strangers, anxious, depressed. It was true solitude, though uncomfortable, sad, and lonely, it was the best place to be...for now. Crouched down, face between knees, the tears dropped one by one from the corner of her eyes onto her young skin. Silently a prayer was formed and sent to an upper being that would allow her to be able to see -- to see hope, love, and happiness.Then the pain subsided -- physical, emotional, spiritual -- and the sun peeked out from behind the sparse clouds in the sky.
One foot in front of the other, slowly, but surely she stood tall and again faced the world.
.................
A new day has dawned; her prayer answered.
Apr 1, 2010
April Fools'!
Because I lived in Topeka, Kansas for a stint while attending the University of Kansas, I thought it apropos to post this interesting tidbit in honor of April Fools' Day (coupled with the fact that this is a Google blog, and I have a Google email, of course).It is said that some believe that Google played this prank on readers because at one time in history, the mayor of Topeka, Kansas changed its city name to Google, Kansas for a month…for tourism!
I, for one, think this is nifty.
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