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Jul 24, 2008

For the Girls

For My New BFFs, Pee & Dee *Mmwwwaa*

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.

Five tips:

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

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8 peanuts say:

MamaGeek said...

Hiya Chuck,

It's offical. You're a genius.


Heidi said...

HA HA HA!!! I love it. I have to show it to my 5 guys... I would vote for you!

storyteller said...

Yup … that’s definitely ‘the ticket’ … You’ve hit the proverbial nail on the head ;--)
Hugs and blessings,

feefifoto said...

Number five caught me completely off guard!

Alpha Sanford said...

Love it! Especially the #1 tip!

melanie said...

I love the prayer and the tips. Sooooo funny!

Dorothy said...

Just too funny. I love it. It's so true,too.


Mimi Lenox said...

Great photos. You guys are having too much fun. Can I come along next time?

And these man jokes are hysterical.