Having dogs can be like having kids, as there is no manual on how to handle some situations. Case in point, dog in heat. Now what. She’s bleeding. *Hmmmf* Fantastico breeder comes to the rescue again and makes amazing recommendation. Baby boy’s boxer brief and female protection combo package easily found at your local Target. Dog can stay inside the home w/out a hitch. Everything going as planned, until I arrive back at humble home and combo package has become separated. Boxer slightly shifted for easy access to keep doggy parts *ahem* clean. But where’s former-mentioned female protection? Search begins ~ and lasts in excess of 24 hours.
Next morning sun is rising. Slumber is salvation. Then, said doggy awakens tired mommy and upchucks. Eureka! Mystery solved. *woot woot* 'Nuf said. *huggies*
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6 peanuts say:
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. That's just so wrong on so many levels.
Have a great day. Big hug and lotsa lovies little chicken. :)
So grose. I had a dog that used to eat used tampons whenever we left the house. It was so grose, she wasn't allowed to lick our faces!
Some things I'd just rather NOT know ... ya know?
Hugs and blessings,
Better you than me...snicker.
Ay yi yi!
Now that's a rude awakening :(
Hang in there...
Oh my! For one of the first times I am glad to be a cat owner and not a dog. But then again, I often misplace my own pads. ha. just kidding.
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